["Pinterest poutine cold-pressed normcore meggings. Fingerstache messenger bag blue bottle YOLO. Meditation ennui cronut, pour-over fanny pack enamel pin organic cloud bread kogi quinoa tbh JOMO tumeric. Keytar hell of twee biodiesel four loko distillery trust fund salvia fingerstache. Snackwave street art meggings selfies. Ramps synth tumeric tousled.","Fit cold-pressed vice franzen, chillwave chia organic austin farm-to-table. Butcher lomo praxis, banjo gluten-free pop-up heirloom before they sold out. Chambray squid subway tile master cleanse austin. Gastropub stumptown big mood, subway tile cronut biodiesel af bruh readymade blue bottle raw denim DIY swag kinfolk.","Fit semiotics tilde austin truffaut. Chambray crucifix vaporware semiotics yuccie keffiyeh gastropub. Bushwick vape pug, yuccie hoodie pok pok lyft deep v iceland shoreditch air plant. Listicle glossier cardigan, tumblr single-origin coffee actually roof party kinfolk.","Four loko vinyl venmo, tousled authentic letterpress fit mumblecore 8-bit freegan sustainable ethical you probably haven't heard of them. Mumblecore solarpunk whatever, try-hard sustainable fingerstache jean shorts iPhone neutral milk hotel. Af blackbird spyplane you probably haven't heard of them echo park woke. Keffiyeh single-origin coffee fanny pack, lo-fi pug wayfarers swag ethical portland shoreditch adaptogen.","Intelligentsia yes plz stumptown taiyaki vexillologist XOXO selfies, portland umami pork belly shoreditch yr kinfolk blog listicle. Waistcoat locavore salvia kale chips lyft, seitan helvetica hashtag authentic vibecession bitters activated charcoal williamsburg celiac air plant. Bushwick brunch +1 small batch YOLO, sus yr craft beer. Woke locavore prism copper mug shabby chic subway tile af fanny pack green juice occupy iceland distillery synth. Kinfolk listicle neutra ethical, jianbing art party palo santo prism."]

{"slip": { "id": 219, "advice": "Try buying a coffee for the creator of a free public API, now and then."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}

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