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\"New Direction\" is a song by British pop group S Club Juniors, released as the third single from their debut album, Together (2002). Released on 7 October 2002, the song reached number two on the UK Singles Chart, being their third consecutive release to do so. For radio airplay, the song was remixed as the \"Magic Fly\" mix, which samples the song \"Magic Fly\" by Space.
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Prunus triloba, sometimes called flowering plum or flowering almond, a name shared with Prunus jacquemontii, is a shrubby cherry, sometimes becoming a small tree. The flowers are pale pink or white, and the fruit are red and \"pubescent\", i.e. with soft hair. It originates from China but is popular around the world as an ornamental.
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