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Honky Tonk Christmas is the fourth studio album and the first Christmas album by country music artist Alan Jackson. It was released on October 12, 1993, by Arista Records. The title track, \"A Holly Jolly Christmas\" and \"I Only Want You for Christmas\" charted on the Hot Country Songs charts.
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Jonathan Nicholas Grant is a professional footballer who plays as a defender for Atlético Ottawa in the Canadian Premier League. Born in Canada, Grant plays for the Guyana national team.
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